Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Quote by Drew Carey
Drew Carey Quotes
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
I'm competitive at everything.
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.