Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Quote by Drew Carey

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I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.