Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Quote by Drew Carey
Drew Carey Quotes
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...
If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good...
In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.