There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
Quote by Drew Carey
Drew Carey Quotes
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
I'm competitive at everything.
I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
Individual character involves honoring and embracing certain core ethical values; honesty, respect, responsibility . ....
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty