There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.