There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

Quote by Drew Carey

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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...