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Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his...

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe...

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Never be afraid to slow down.