“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.Quote by Joan RiversTopics: Quotes about Joan RiversShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...#Christmas, #Funny
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world...#Joan Rivers
