Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

Quote by Joan Rivers

Topics: Art Quotes

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the...

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are...

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are...

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to...

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to...

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your...

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your...

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were...

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were...

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world...

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world...

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or...

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or...

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.

The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my...

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my...