Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
Quote by Joan Rivers
Topics:
Joan Rivers Quotes
Related Quotes
I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through...
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are...
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive...
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call...
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience...
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without...
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the...
You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to...
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your...
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
