I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Quote by Joan Rivers

Topics: Housework Quotes

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...

Never floss with a stranger.

Never floss with a stranger.

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds

Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if...

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if...

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call...

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the...

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your...

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your...

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are...

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are...

I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through...

I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through...

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without...

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without...

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

He who limps is still walking.

He who limps is still walking.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to...

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to...

Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But...

Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But...

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.