Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Quote by Joan Rivers

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Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart...

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your...

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your...

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through...

I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the...

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call...

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call...

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your...

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your...

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or...

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or...

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that....

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that....

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither...

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither...

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...