My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Quote by Errol Flynn

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I like my whisky old and my women young.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

I had now made about 45 pictures, but what had I become? I knew all...

I had now made about 45 pictures, but what had I become? I knew all...

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.

Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.

My father was never anti-anything in our house.

My father was never anti-anything in our house.

The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never...

The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never...

If there's anyone listening to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if...

If there's anyone listening to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if...

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

A penny is a lot of money, if you have not got a penny.

A penny is a lot of money, if you have not got a penny.

If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the...

If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the...

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God, and value it next...

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God, and value it next...

For the loot, honey, for the loot.

For the loot, honey, for the loot.

We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight...

We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight...

If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money. And if...

If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money. And if...

My job is to make people money. If I don't include every factor that moves...

My job is to make people money. If I don't include every factor that moves...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

For the folk-community does not exist on the fictitious value of money but on the...

For the folk-community does not exist on the fictitious value of money but on the...