Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Quote by Hedy Lamarr

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Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh...

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh...

I advise everybody not to save: spend your money. Most people save all their lives...

I advise everybody not to save: spend your money. Most people save all their lives...

One of my favorite people is Gypsy Rose Lee. She bears out the Biblical promise...

One of my favorite people is Gypsy Rose Lee. She bears out the Biblical promise...

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look...

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look...

If you use your imagination, you can look at any actress and see her nude......

If you use your imagination, you can look at any actress and see her nude......

If I were to name my favorite pastime, I'd have to say talking about myself....

If I were to name my favorite pastime, I'd have to say talking about myself....

It is easier for women to succeed in business, the arts, and politics in America...

It is easier for women to succeed in business, the arts, and politics in America...

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the...

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the...

Mr. DeMille's theory of sexual difference was that marriage is an artificial state for women....

Mr. DeMille's theory of sexual difference was that marriage is an artificial state for women....

Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both...

Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both...

Many people are target people. Once when Louis B. Mayer insulted me I poured a...

Many people are target people. Once when Louis B. Mayer insulted me I poured a...

A good painting to me has always been like a friend. It keeps me company,...

A good painting to me has always been like a friend. It keeps me company,...

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into...

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into...

Dates with actors, finally, just seemed to me evenings of shop talk. I got sick...

Dates with actors, finally, just seemed to me evenings of shop talk. I got sick...

I've been an important star and lived a full life, yet I only hve three...

I've been an important star and lived a full life, yet I only hve three...

Compromise and tolerance are magic words. It took me 40 years to become philosophical.

Compromise and tolerance are magic words. It took me 40 years to become philosophical.

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay...

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay...

The public pays and feels it is entitled to participate in the personal affairs of...

The public pays and feels it is entitled to participate in the personal affairs of...

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and...

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and...