Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.

Quote by Brian Vaszily

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Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my...

Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my...

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got...

Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got...

He would make a lovely corpse.

He would make a lovely corpse.

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.

Age is the most terrible misfortune that can happen to any man; other evils will...

Age is the most terrible misfortune that can happen to any man; other evils will...

Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?

Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a...

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a...

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Happy Leap Day. According to 30 Rock, which is an authority on these matters: anything...

Happy Leap Day. According to 30 Rock, which is an authority on these matters: anything...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard...

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard...

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska...

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska...

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.