It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.

Quote by Matt Groening

Topics: Matt Groening Quotes

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that...

We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that...

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

While fortune lasts you will see your friend's face.

While fortune lasts you will see your friend's face.

I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end......

I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end......

The courts of kings are full of men, empty of friends.

The courts of kings are full of men, empty of friends.

Hey, remember me? We were bestfriends when you were single.

Hey, remember me? We were bestfriends when you were single.

Just because we don't talk anymore, doesn't mean that I don't care about you any...

Just because we don't talk anymore, doesn't mean that I don't care about you any...

The disappointment of losing is huge.

The disappointment of losing is huge.

True friends stab you in the front.

True friends stab you in the front.

Friends, in my experience, are like ladies' fashions. They come and go with the seasons,...

Friends, in my experience, are like ladies' fashions. They come and go with the seasons,...

I myself am the only friend I have

I myself am the only friend I have

Friendship is but a name; fidelity but an empty name.

Friendship is but a name; fidelity but an empty name.

If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be four...

If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be four...