It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.

Quote by Matt Groening

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Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

The main foundations of every state, new states as well as ancient or composite ones,...

The main foundations of every state, new states as well as ancient or composite ones,...

Aim high! It is no harder on your gun to shoot the feathers off an...

Aim high! It is no harder on your gun to shoot the feathers off an...

There are some people that will be deterred by the fact that we have nuclear...

There are some people that will be deterred by the fact that we have nuclear...

A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail.

A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail.

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when...

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when...

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people...

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people...

I want to record my strong conviction that the risks entailed by nuclear weapons are...

I want to record my strong conviction that the risks entailed by nuclear weapons are...

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why...

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why...

Under no circumstances should we now ease our restrictions on arms sales to Iran. Such...

Under no circumstances should we now ease our restrictions on arms sales to Iran. Such...

The events of September 11 were carried out by people armed not with weapons of...

The events of September 11 were carried out by people armed not with weapons of...

The chief foundations of all states... are good laws and good arms. And as there...

The chief foundations of all states... are good laws and good arms. And as there...

An atom blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

An atom blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer's hands

A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer's hands