If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Life Quotes

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...