If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Quote by Bill Watterson
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
The sole meaning of life is to serve humanity.
All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.
Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to...