It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Quote by George Burns
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...
How can I die? I'm booked.
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.