It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Quote by George Burns
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
How can I die? I'm booked.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another.
At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only...