I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Quote by Hunter S Thompson

Topics: Alcohol Quotes, Drugs Quotes, Insanity Quotes, Violence Quotes

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600...

If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600...

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a...

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and...

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

You could have all the crazy thoughts you wanted, as long as you smiled and...

You could have all the crazy thoughts you wanted, as long as you smiled and...

So many guys having kids with girls they barely know...and then they want to complain...

So many guys having kids with girls they barely know...and then they want to complain...