Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.

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Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the...

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe...

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe...

You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of...

You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

NBC - no body cares.

NBC - no body cares.

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well...

President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well...

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

Criticism of government finds sanctuary in several portions of the 1st Amendment. It is part...

Criticism of government finds sanctuary in several portions of the 1st Amendment. It is part...