In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

Quote by Lenny Bruce

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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

Cats are mysterious kind of folk - there is more passing in their minds than...

Cats are mysterious kind of folk - there is more passing in their minds than...

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function

Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough...

Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough...

When I was your age, television was called books.

When I was your age, television was called books.

To open avenues to political place and power for all classes of women would cause...

To open avenues to political place and power for all classes of women would cause...