I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

Quote by Lenny Bruce

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When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,...

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,...

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

Really big people are, above everything else, courteous, considerate and generous - not just to...

Really big people are, above everything else, courteous, considerate and generous - not just to...

Perhaps people like us cannot love. Ordinary people can - that is their secret

Perhaps people like us cannot love. Ordinary people can - that is their secret

People who can't think of anything else but whether the person you love is indented...

People who can't think of anything else but whether the person you love is indented...

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.