Quotes by Lenny Bruce

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

#Cats, #Funny, #Women

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

#Laughter

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,...

#Humor

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

#Lenny Bruce

There are never enough I Love You's.

#Lenny Bruce

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

#Lenny Bruce

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

#Lenny Bruce

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

#Lenny Bruce

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

#Lenny Bruce

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

#Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

#Lenny Bruce

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

#Lenny Bruce