The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

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If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying,...

If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying,...

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex...

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex...

Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.

Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put...

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put...

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Age is honourable and youth is noble.

Age is honourable and youth is noble.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was....

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was....

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he...

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he...

Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You...

Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You...

If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its...

If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its...

Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.

Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of...

Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of...

'What do you fear my lady?' 'A cage. To stay behind bars until use and...

'What do you fear my lady?' 'A cage. To stay behind bars until use and...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

The experimenter who does not know what he is looking for will not understand what...

The experimenter who does not know what he is looking for will not understand what...

Those who are enslaved to their sects are not merely devoid of all sound knowledge,...

Those who are enslaved to their sects are not merely devoid of all sound knowledge,...

I stay up late every night and realize that it was a bad idea every...

I stay up late every night and realize that it was a bad idea every...