People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
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The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out...
That's what I did, same way as last year. We have tapes going back to...
Where the hell's Jane?
I've worked with it. I took three putts and hit the first one about 3...
Football Is an honest game. It's true to life . It's a game about sharing....