People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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