The problem with people is that they're only human.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Human Nature Quotes
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Genius is never understood in its own time.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.