The problem with people is that they're only human.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Human Nature Quotes
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds....
I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.