The problem with people is that they're only human.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Human Nature Quotes, People Quotes

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.