I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Dreams Quotes

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

I'm never at my best on television. There's a row of cameras between you and...

I'm never at my best on television. There's a row of cameras between you and...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...