I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...