“I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in the way.Topics: Quotes about Clever Facebook Status, Quotes about SillyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
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I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that...#Clever Facebook Status, #Driving
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...#Facebook Status, #Silly
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...#Humor, #Illusions, #Pets
