“I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in the way.Topics: Quotes about Clever Facebook Status, Quotes about SillyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Sometimes you have to make the right decision, and sometimes you have to make the...#Clever Facebook Status, #Decision
I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.#Clever Facebook Status, #Funny Facebook Status
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If i'm trusting you with my...#Bankers And Banks, #Clever Facebook Status, #Dont Trust Nobody
I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...#Computer, #Funny Facebook Status, #Silly