Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Quote by Homer Simpson
American Dream Quotes
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...
Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...
Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.
Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...
Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
Territory is but the body of a nation. The people who inhabit its hills and...
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
There are those, I know, who will reply that the liberation of humanity, the freedom...
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.