Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: American Dream Quotes, Bosses Quotes

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!