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Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it...

Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it...

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Keep courage. Whatever you do, do not feel sorry for yourself. You will win in...

Keep courage. Whatever you do, do not feel sorry for yourself. You will win in...

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they...

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they...

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

For age and want save while you may, No morning sun lasts a whole day.

For age and want save while you may, No morning sun lasts a whole day.

A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the...

A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the...

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems,...

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems,...

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to...

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to...