Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...

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Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.

The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed...

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed...

Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!

Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!

Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...

Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I...

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I...

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old...

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old...

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

They should make Mondays illegal.

They should make Mondays illegal.

If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...

If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...