Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...
Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.
The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.
Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed...
Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!
Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I...
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old...
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...
They should make Mondays illegal.
If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...