No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing...

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing...

Her love was trembling in laughter on her lips.

Her love was trembling in laughter on her lips.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always...

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always...

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.

Men always want to be a womans first love. Women have a more subtle instinct:...

Men always want to be a womans first love. Women have a more subtle instinct:...

While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the...

While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the...

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to...

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to...

And he goes through life, his mouth open, and his mind closed.

And he goes through life, his mouth open, and his mind closed.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

The sign of a Philistine age is the cry of immorality against art.

The sign of a Philistine age is the cry of immorality against art.

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time...

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time...

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably...

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably...

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be...

Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be...

No one's afraid to confess about how they feel and try again. We're all just...

No one's afraid to confess about how they feel and try again. We're all just...

What we call real estate - the solid ground to build a house on -...

What we call real estate - the solid ground to build a house on -...