No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives....

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives....

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that...

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that...

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive...

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive...

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family...

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family...

It is because Humanity has never known where it was going that it has been...

It is because Humanity has never known where it was going that it has been...

Where there is sorrow, there is holy ground

Where there is sorrow, there is holy ground

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so...

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so...

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give...

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give...

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

All great ideas are dangerous.

All great ideas are dangerous.

I am not young enough to know everything.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

She thought of a sunrise over the library slope at Cornell University that nobody out...

She thought of a sunrise over the library slope at Cornell University that nobody out...

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.