A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

You can't think and hit at the same time

You can't think and hit at the same time

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.