A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.