A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

We have deep depth.

We have deep depth.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.