I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

Quote by Patrick Dennis

Topics: Dirty Quotes, Funny Quotes

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl...

Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl...

Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and...

Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and...

One man's folly is another man's wife.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all...

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

If you see a bandwagon, its too late.

If you see a bandwagon, its too late.

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor...

I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor...

No sex, age, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but...

No sex, age, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...