I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.

Quote by Lennox Lewis

Topics: Funny Quotes, Putdowns Quotes

It's not rage that drives me, it's competition.

It's not rage that drives me, it's competition.

The fight will last as long as I allow it to last, and then I...

The fight will last as long as I allow it to last, and then I...

If the money's right, I'm happy to bust up the other side of his face......

If the money's right, I'm happy to bust up the other side of his face......

I have been in there with all of them and there is nothing left for...

I have been in there with all of them and there is nothing left for...

In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they...

In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they...

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I...

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I...

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply...

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply...

Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!

Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be...

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

He'd make a lovely corpse.

He'd make a lovely corpse.