I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

Quote by Stephen Bishop

Topics: Sarcastic Life Quotes

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?

The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.

The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a...

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a...

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity...

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity...

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't...

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I...

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I...