Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.

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Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort...

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort...

Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse?

Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse?

The heart of the wise man lies quiet like limpid water.

The heart of the wise man lies quiet like limpid water.

So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give...

So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give...