The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of my life.

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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.

That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

There are very few certainties that touch us all in this mortal experience, but one...

There are very few certainties that touch us all in this mortal experience, but one...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness