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Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from...

Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from...

Leaders need to be optimists. Their vision is beyond the present.

Leaders need to be optimists. Their vision is beyond the present.

Encourage and reward your employees. Without them, you can do nothing. They help you accomplish...

Encourage and reward your employees. Without them, you can do nothing. They help you accomplish...

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to...

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to...

The real leader has no need to lead he is content to point the way

The real leader has no need to lead he is content to point the way

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but rather...

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but rather...

A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they...

A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they...

When the boss is a way, work becomes a holiday.

When the boss is a way, work becomes a holiday.

Most bosses know instinctively that their power depends more on employee's compliance than on threats...

Most bosses know instinctively that their power depends more on employee's compliance than on threats...

Stop chasing whats now and create whats next...

Stop chasing whats now and create whats next...

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a...

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a...

The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY...

The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY...

The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.

The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.

Your real boss is the one who walks around under your hat.

Your real boss is the one who walks around under your hat.

A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes....

A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes....

So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery...

So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

City employees will be hired and promoted because of their abilities - without outside interference.

City employees will be hired and promoted because of their abilities - without outside interference.

We should, all of us, be filled with gratitude and humility for our present progress...

We should, all of us, be filled with gratitude and humility for our present progress...

The first requisite for success is the ability to apply your physical and mental energies...

The first requisite for success is the ability to apply your physical and mental energies...

Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor...

Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

People travel for the same reason they collect works of art: because the best people...

People travel for the same reason they collect works of art: because the best people...