Good morning is a contradiction of terms

Quote by Jim Davis

Topics: Funny Good Morning Quotes

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to...

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.