Good morning is a contradiction of terms

Quote by Jim Davis

Topics: Funny Good Morning Quotes

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to...

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you;...

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you;...

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask...

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life...

Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life...

A little drowsing cat is an image of a perfect beatitude

A little drowsing cat is an image of a perfect beatitude

The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest...

The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest...

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could...

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could...

By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.

By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

No cat out of its first fur can be decieved by appearances.

No cat out of its first fur can be decieved by appearances.

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.

Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life...

Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life...