How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
Quote by George Burns
George Burns Quotes
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...
How can I die? I'm booked.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.