You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Quote by George Burns

Topics: George Burns Quotes

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

Age is no barrier. It's a limitation you put on your mind.

Age is no barrier. It's a limitation you put on your mind.

Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to...

Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to...