Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. Besides, I hate French people. - Pip
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South Park Quotes
Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.
No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...
When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo
Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...
Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....
Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....