Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

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In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo

It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.