Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.
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South Park Quotes
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane
This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh
Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...
When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....
Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...
Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...
Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...
Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...