Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree

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Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...

You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned