Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

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You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...

You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...

Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane