Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
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If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...
Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....
It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo
Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...