Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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South Park Quotes
Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...
You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster
Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...
Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...
Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...
Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef
It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo