Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison
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South Park Quotes
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...
Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...
Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.
Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.
Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...
Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo
Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman