Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!

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I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...

I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane