This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh
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South Park Quotes
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...
Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....
When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...
It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo
Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...
Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef
Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!