Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef, Nurse Goodley, and myself. Team B will consist of Kenny. - Hell's Pass Hospital ER doctor

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Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo

It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.