Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison
Quote by South Park
Topics:
South Park Quotes
Related Quotes
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...
Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....
It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo
Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...
Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...
Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...
Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....
