Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison
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South Park Quotes
This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...
When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...
Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.
Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....
Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...
Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...
Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo
Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo
Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!