Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

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Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef

Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....

Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....

Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...