Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

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Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....

Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in...

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...

Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...