Quotes about South Park

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

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Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

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Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!

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Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

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Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

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Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

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Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

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Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

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Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

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Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

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When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

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