I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
You're only as good as your last haircut.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
My favorite animal is steak.
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...