I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
Nothing succeeds like address.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...
My favorite animal is steak.